I got my period the day after Neighbor Boy and I fucked. Being over a week late, it came with a vengeance and I was miserable for the next few days. On my worst period days, a good orgasm is sometimes necessary to help ease the cramps. I got my vibe out pretty regularly that period. A few days in, Neighbor Boy hit me up asking when we were gonna fuck again and I explained that I was all cramps on on my period.
I tried to message Neighbor Boy later that night, get a quick fuck in. I kind of had a feeling he wasn’t into period sex based off our earlier messages, but thought it was worth a try being that he is super convenient. I messaged him just before midnight asking if he was still awake. His response was that he was with another girl but I should come down with my ropes and give them some pointers, watch, maybe join in.
First of all, I was on my period and he knew that. I was not looking to have a threesome while I was on my period. Second, really? I’m not one to just come and watch. If I wanted to watch people fucking and not be involved, I’d watch porn. Third, I’m not in this convenient fuck buddy thing to coach him and his other sexcapades. Epic fail on his part… but I guess it’s every guy’s dream to be fucking one girl and have another girl magically appear. He treats sex and his sexual desires almost like scenes from a porno, wanting everything to come easy.
INTRODUCTION to Fake Porn as told by me through my perspective on Neighbor Boy:
Boy has girl in bed. They are fucking. Mid fuck, boy gets text from sexy upstairs neighbor girl. The lightbulb goes off in his head, and he tells girl he’s currently fucking, dick still inside her, “I’ve got a great idea, my upstairs neighbor just asked if I’m awake, let’s turn the heat up and make this a threesome.”
Girl bats her eyes and perks her chest as he continues to fuck her, “Oh my god! Yes!”
They roll over, Girl now on top riding Boy so Boy can message upstairs neighbor girl back, “Come down and join me and this other girl I’m already fucking.”
Upstairs girl, “Oh yea, that would be so fucking hot!”
Upstairs girl magically appears knocking at his bedroom door seconds later in nothing but a robe. Neighbor Boy opens the door. He bites his lip, nods, and upstairs girl walks in the room, drops her robe, and goes straight into making out with other girl.
Neighbor Boy looks at both girls as they make out and touch each other’s breasts and says, “Let the threesome begin!”
I’m pretty sure a lot of guys have these fantasies, but I feel like there are better ways to approach them. For me, I’m interested in a threesome, but I feel like I would like to meet all parties outside of the bedroom first, grab a drink or two, then hit the sheets. Maybe that’s just me. But, I also have a feeling I’m not alone in the random invite to join a guy while he’s already fucking someone else.
Is there a right way to start a threesome?